Milsurp After Hours

A son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:









'Son, all household appliances come in white.

Just going to give that one a shave for you Vern

Says the man who posted "Four Worms in a Church", which is older than wood-burning televisions.

You mean that there are people that haven't got the gas fired models yet?

Yup, the same people that have coal fired computers...........

I will reply to that after I get another bucket of nutty slack out of the bath and work up a head of steam.........................