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DuncaninFrance
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I was in a pub last night and saw two “girls of size” (as "Political Correctness" now requires us to say) by the bar. They both spoke with a very strong brogue accent, and, making assumptions about their origins, I said, "Hello, are you two girls from Scotland?" One of them screamed, "WALES you f***ing idiot!" So, I immediately apologized and said, “Sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland?” I don't remember too much after that!
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.