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Karl/Pa.
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Logic

Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:54 am

Mowed my lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice, ice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about nad considered an age old question: Is a Woman's giving birth, more painful than a Man getting kicked in the Nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some really heavy deductive thinking, I do believe thatI have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts IS more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." You have heard them say that. Right?


On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
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Re: Logic

Post by deadin » Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:38 am

Either one ever say "I'd like to pass another kidney stone!" or would they take the other option mentioned.... :shock:
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Re: Logic

Post by Aughnanure » Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:40 pm

deadin,

I assume that you've had that Oh!! So memorable experience; welcome to the club :roll: :( :oops: :mad: :!:
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