GOOD MOVE!

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DuncaninFrance
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GOOD MOVE!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:19 pm

I was chatting to a beautiful girl in my local hostelry last night. I
mentioned my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman
was born just by holding their breasts in my hands.
She thought I was having her on but was curious none the less.
Eventually curiosity got the better of her & she said go on then
give it a go! I stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute
before she could contain herself no longer & asked “When was I
born then?”
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. "Yesterday” I replied!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Duncan

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Re: GOOD MOVE!

Post by Aughnanure » Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:49 pm

Can you walk upright yet? :D
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