The Colonoscopy

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The Colonoscopy

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:53 am

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.' :cool:


'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.' :)



'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.' :D


'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.' :lol:


'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.' :bigsmile:


'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.' :mrgreen:


All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. :shock: :shock: :shock:


Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
The Moral of the story?





The ass hole is usually the one in charge! :loco: :loco:


If you don't send this to at least three people....who gives a s**t?
Duncan

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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