Installing a New Computer

[Karl/Pa.]

A woman helps her husband install a new computer. (this for me was the funny part! HA!)

Once it is completed,

she tells him to select a password,

a word that he'll always remember.


As the computer asks him to enter it,

he looks at his wife and with a macho

gesture and a wink in his eye. He selects

a word but he is annoyed with her reaction

when he selects: penis.


As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,

his wife collapses with laughter and

rolls on the floor in hysteria.




The computer had replied:

TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!