JACK'S TELEPHONE NUMBER...

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JACK'S TELEPHONE NUMBER...

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:58 am

Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator: "I'm sorry; I don't understand who you are talking about".

Blonde Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the computer from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.

Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
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Post by wh12725 » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:16 pm

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Post by spearedum » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:19 pm

what's the *&(^&^%$( number! :D :D :D :D :D :D

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