Goldfish
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Goldfish
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
Vern.
Vern.

Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
If the jokes have dropped to this level.....
Two cannibals were eating a clown, one turned to the other and said,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
"Does this taste funny to you?"
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))
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Cannibal joke
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle?
The more I listen,the more I hear....and vice versa.
The LT-2 sight adjuster.Have you adjusted today?
This space for rent.
The LT-2 sight adjuster.Have you adjusted today?
This space for rent.
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Another Cannibal joke.
Two Cannibals captured and cooked up a comedian. Halfway through the meal, the one cannibal asked the other "Does this taste funny to you?" 

Enfield, anything else is just a rifle.