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Niner Delta
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Post by Niner Delta » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:01 pm

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'

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If the jokes have dropped to this level.....

Post by Tom-May » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:06 am

Two cannibals were eating a clown, one turned to the other and said,

"Does this taste funny to you?"
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:38 am

Two cannibals were eating a missionary. They each started at a foot. One said to the the other without raising up, "How you doin over there?" To which the other replied, "I'm havin' a ball." "Sombitch, you're eatin' too fast."
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Cannibal joke

Post by Stan in SC » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:33 pm

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle?
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Post by Aughnanure » Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:49 am

Did you hear the one about people who tell terrible jokes?

Keep it up and you will :!:
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:03 am

* How do you kill a circus?

* Go for the juggler.
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Another Cannibal joke.

Post by pneps » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:40 am

Two Cannibals captured and cooked up a comedian. Halfway through the meal, the one cannibal asked the other "Does this taste funny to you?" :roll:
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