A man was sitting on a beach and he had no arms and no legs,
Three women walking past felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The bloke said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked away.
Then the second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The bloke said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked away.
Then the third woman came up to him and said "Have you ever been
f****d?"
The bloke said "No", so she said "You will be when the tide comes in!"