Have you ever been......

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Have you ever been......

Post by dromia » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:42 pm

A man was sitting on a beach and he had no arms and no legs,

Three women walking past felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"



The bloke said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked away.

Then the second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The bloke said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked away.

Then the third woman came up to him and said "Have you ever been

f****d?"



The bloke said "No", so she said "You will be when the tide comes in!"
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Post by spearedum » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:40 pm

a joke with no s**T :lol:
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