A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stopped.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity; he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
kiss?"
So, she did.
After she finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl!"
The Biker
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Re: The Biker
You know what I am going to say Karl...........................................................................................................CORNER 

Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
Re: The Biker
Or did you mean?............................................................................................................................................CORONERDuncaninFrance wrote:You know what I am going to say Karl...........................................................................................................CORNER
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Re: The Biker
Thats a good point Douglas 

Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.