LAWYER: "Mr Mouse I have your petition here, I'm sorry, but you don'y seem to have a case."
MICKEY: "What do you mean..No case?"
LAWYER: "I'm Sorry Sir, but you can't divorce you wife, just because she has buck teeth"
MICKEY: "You idiot, I didn't mention buck teeth.... I said She's fucking Goofy!"

I've got my coat, and I know thw way to the corner