She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and softly said,"You have got to make love to me this very moment."
My eyes lit up as I thought to myself, "I am either still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her, and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said "Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still up around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked her, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Morning Sex
- DuncaninFrance
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Re: Morning Sex
She'd have had them hard boiled if it were me - my prostate medication is kicking in 

Duncan
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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Re: Morning Sex
TMI, Duncan..................
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