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BobB1
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Morning Sex

Post by BobB1 » Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:26 pm

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and softly said,"You have got to make love to me this very moment."

My eyes lit up as I thought to myself, "I am either still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her, and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said "Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still up around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked her, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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Re: Morning Sex

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:59 am

She'd have had them hard boiled if it were me - my prostate medication is kicking in :(
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Re: Morning Sex

Post by Niner Delta » Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:44 pm

TMI, Duncan.................. :cool:

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