Little Nancy

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Post by blackisler » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:17 pm

Little Nancy was in the garden filling a hole when her neighbour asked 'what are you doing there?

My gold fishdied,and i've just buried him.

The neighbour laughed and said 'thats a big hole for a goldfish isin't ?

Nancy replied '

Thats because he's inside your Fu$%ing cat.
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Post by dromia » Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:29 pm

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Post by spearedum » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:34 pm

Archie Bunker, from the TV series "All In the Family", said, "Goldfish are my favorite pets; By the time your sick of them there dead!" :roll:

thanx Dante' :CA: :salute:
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